Workshop Theorems
I saw these online, and just had to post them here. Trust me -this will not turn into a joke blog or anything like that - but some of these just make so much sense, probably because they have all happened more than once - makes you wonder . . . .
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Variation Law: If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
Brown’s Law: If the shoe fits, it’s really ugly.
Wilson’s Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, or change it for the worse.
See? Are these really universal laws? The one about the tool rolling to the most inaccessible corner of the garage has to be some cosmic truth.
